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5 Things I Shouldn’t Say, That Will Probably Get Me White Vanned.

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Now, let me clarify a few things before I start. These are based on heresy and majority of these things made news headlines. But for the purpose of argument, let us agree to disagree. Also; please dont’ white van me; my loved ones will miss me atleast. In a Court of Law. These are baseless allegations. These will not be proved in court system of Sri Lanka. Hence ofcourse – These are technically untrue. But You know What Bo Burnham Said: FBI Killed Martin Luther King. Secrets Everyone Know, but no has humility to admit. So, Presidential digital team if you’re reading this: please don’t make a big deal out of this. <3

Rajapakshes Killed Lasantha Wickramathunge

Rajapakshes killed Waseem Thajudeen, Rajeewa Jayaweera, and Many underworld personalities too!

 

Rajapakshes released Duminda Silva

The convict for murder and drug distribution. Also, known for destroying back side of Anarkali. Yeah that Guy. They got him out; but Ranjan, Soz gg. Better than the time Sirisena released that psychopath who was on death row. I dunno man; How worse can it really get?  

Rajapakshes stole the Tsunami Fund, COVID fund and many more

Let’s take this year: Sugar fraud, cooking oil poisoning, the damage claims from the burnt container ships were all ignored, gone and forgotten. No fertilizer, no fuel, no electricity, A Koththu Rotti and GoldLeaf Costs about 470 bucks. They don’t have dollars to buy fuel to run the generators or even buy Netflix Premium. But but, they promised PayPal when running for the election.

Rajapakshes orchestrated the Easter Sunday Attacks

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